Wednesday, September 23, 2009

[3] The Bible...yes the Bible

I should have known this would come up, considering there is a class at my college you can take called, "The Bible As Literature."

Now many people follow the Bible and therefore I feel that that makes them a "fan" of the Bible. But why on EARTH would these people want to create their own fictitious version of events in the Bible??? WHY?!

Well I've found some of those people. So please sit back, relax, and read some summaries of particularly interesting Bible Fanfiction.

1.He'll Be Coming Like the Lightning When He Comes by Qoheleth
For those who like an apocalyptic note in their campfire songs.

Yes please!

2. My Last Supper by Qoheleth
If the ABBA people expect me to apologize for this, they little know their man.

Oh yes...yes...set to the song "Our Last Summer". By the way, I'm a huge ABBA fan. So I had to click on the story and here is the first few lines:

I can still recall
My Last Supper,
I still see it all:
In the upper room,
When the hour had come,
My Last Supper,
Just before the tomb.

3.Heavenly High » by notfoyoo
My totaaly cool story that im righting about this gurl Trinity at a scool wit Bible ppl an ppl from mythology an gods an stufff. becaus iv been preying about wat to do and GOD said to wright.

This summary speaks for itself.

4.Rayne and Jill the little black bible by Breeder of evil
This is the second bone tingling part in my sattyrical, raunchy spoof of the bible. YAAAAAAAAAY it took a while but i wrote ahead in this time soooo more coming soon guys next up "WTF" the third chapter. lol you'll see why it is so titled.

Oh No....Noooooo I was waiting for the "dirty" version fo the Bible to pop up somewhere. And here it is.

5.Judas Has a Song Stuck in His Head by DragonWriter444
It's "Womanizer".

Great, do we have to bring Britney Spears into EVERYTHING?

6.Christ '08 by Threefold Vixen
In which Jesus runs for President of the US.

Urm...didn't this already happen? Obama won?

7.Hot steamy yaoi by Ch3rry1010
a very short story my friend wrote with judas, jesus, and a four legged friend.

Well it was only a matter of time before bestiality got involved

So in conclusion...MOST of the people who write Bible fanfiction...will all go to hell.

Tune in next time for a new book/movie/tv show fan fiction and your favorite characters.


Thursday, September 10, 2009

[2] The Goonies, All Characters

'Okay who doesn't love the Goonies? How can ANYONE ruin the Goonies?'

I smiled to myself as this thought popped into my head when I saw Goonies as a fan fiction spot under movies. People who write about the Goonies HAVE to be good people right? They have to be the kind of people that really love the movie and know all the characters. They have to know what works and doesn't work. I mean Goonies fans, let's face it, are smart people...

Or so I thought. Let me introduce you to the worst ideas for Goonies fan fiction...EVER.

1. My Goonie Adventure by Munksrrbandppgfan
One happens when me and my 4 friends stumble in the Goonies world? As we come upstaires,we werent at my house..Our mouthes hung open and our eyes widend.Ellie dropped her soda and cheesy nachoes all over the floor..

I wonder ONE will happen?

2. The Goonies adventure » by GoonieGirl
six girls go into the movie The Goonies. Have the adventure that made us all hold our breaths. They have the most hilarious adventure. That you don't want to miss! I mean who doesn't love adventure, love, fun, and lots of humor?

This's so crazy it's so adventury I mean who doesn't want to miss this funny hilarious crazy adventure?!

3. Contact by K.C.zOMG
Her old pair being broken and abandoned, Stef needs new glasses. Mouth/Stef oneshot

What pair will she get? How will she pay for them? Will she like her new glasses? STAY TUNED.

4. A Gonnie Summer » by Chazzy
Thiiis is about their next adventour. there will be sum love danger ect send reviews if you wish me to add in a part that you will like.

I put this one in here because it MIGHT be funny if you can understand what it says.

5. The goonies return by GoonieGirl
seguel to a goonies adventure. I haven't finished the first one so don't read if you don't want major spoilers!

What's a seguel?

Tune in next time for a new book/movie/tv show fan fiction and your favorite characters.